Introducing Dr. Cool: The coolest router cooler you’ll ever see

By , Chief biscuit dunker

Does your router or modem burn up after five minutes of use? Well, this might just be the perfect solution for you. Brace yourself for some CG advertising of the highest order.

And here’s what the company has to say of their upcoming product:

“Dr. Cool multi-functional router cooler is the specialized cooler aims to prevent routers or IP sharing devices overheat problems that may cause network instability and doing so by providing the best cooling solution.

It has a unique multi-clip design, which makes it compatible with different sizes of router. Additionally it can be used on 2.5″ portable hard disks, tablet PC, Netbook or other accessories. It is the most suitable alternative to prevent overheat damage and to extend the using life-time of all these devices.”

I must confess to at first thinking this to be some sort of elaborate late-April Fools joke, but, well, I can only presume that the higher-ups working at the manufacturing company of this device believe there to be an untapped market of internet users whom are just clamouring for their modems and/or routers to stop catching fire every other time they attempt to perform a Google search query.